Goodness Gracious! It has been over a month since my last post. I apologize. It is sad when someone else has to remind you to keep up. And when you finally try to login, you’ve forgotten the password.<\/p>\n
A few things of interest have taken place over the past month.<\/p>\n
Ate dinner with the DeMonja’s.
\nJoined and contributed to couple of other forums.
\nDiscovered some really bad tasting rum.
\nLearned 151 proof is sharper than 101 proof.
\nLearned about our water service leak (cha-ching)!
\nCelebrated FBS’s (First Born Son’s) 1st birthday.
\nWill celebrate FAOW”s (First and Only Wife”s) birthday today!<\/p>\n
And so I think it is fitting to write my latest post to the woman who chooses to love me…<\/p>\n
Happy Birthday Melanie!<\/p>\n
You and I know I got you (and gave you) a gift a few months ago… one of those Christmas\/ birthday combo gifts. (I mean, 12\/25 to 3\/24 is only a 1\/4 of a year, right?) You agreed to this, sort of, because this gift wasn’t your usual gift… it was more special. Now that your birthday is today, I want you to feel special again. So give me that gift I gave you a while back and I’ll repackage it and let you open it again. Could you act surprised for me?<\/p>\n
Ha ha, very funny Jim.<\/p>\n
No… I couldn’t do that. It was all a ploy… giving you that “combo” gift. When I want you to have something, I want you to be excited about it. I’ve dropped little hints, making you think one thing, but it is something else. Recall I said:<\/p>\n
You need it
\nYou would really like to have it
\nYou would be so happy to use it
\n“It” is cool
\n“It” is hot<\/p>\n
I am thinking of telling to you to read this post before you get the last clue, ha ha. Isn’t this fun?<\/p>\n
Ahhhh…. soldiers coming in now at work! And I was about to get eloquent for you! I love you Mel! You make my dreams come true every day. Let me make one of yours come true today as well….<\/p>\n
See you soon.
\nJim<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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